Wednesday, June 24, 2009

3 Things I Look Forward to about my Boys Getting Older

1. Leaving extreme dirt behind: one day I will not have to use Pine-Sol in laundering caked-on mud, blood from picked scabs, and motor grease from prodding the car's engine.

2. No more lengthy conversations about burps, farts, bottoms, or penises: I am ready for another source of high humor.

3. A dining experience that does not include macaroni and cheese, chocolate milk, or fish sticks. And if nothing gets spilled, so much the better.